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Hobby Acronyms 101

22-Jan-2008

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Analinus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
Babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
Bait And Switch = Escort who shows up is a different one than advertised
Bareback = Sex without a condom
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (cumming in the sucker's mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Pill = Viagra
Butter Face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
Cash and Dash = Rip Off Bitch who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service sexual provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF or LV Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
Cover = condom
Cups Of Coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus = eating pussy
DDP = double digit penetration, pussy and asshole
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and a guy
DDE = doesn't do extras
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
Facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
Hardwood Floors = clean shaven pussy
Hat = condom
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
Interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships hookers to excess.
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to fuck
Mish = missionary position
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
Papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
Party Hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
Raincoat = condom
Rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
South Of The Border = gential region
Southern France = Bare Back Blowjob
SP = Service Provider
Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
Spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
Stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag = man squats and dips his balls in his partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tossing Salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous Pathetic Loser
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed sexual provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others.

 

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